Exploitation

I don't know who it was that decided we needed child labor laws in America. Why should children be allowed a laze around all day when there is work to be done? Who needs a childhood? Put your children to work, they love it. And it makes them tired, which is by the way, the basis for my entire parenting philosophy. Hollis spent a, dare I say, ENJOYABLE afternoon dusting and sweeping. I would have taken a picture to post, but I didn't want to distract him while he was on the clock. I think this may revolutionize my housekeeping. Now if I could only get him to scrub the toilet...